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hansenish 

A behavior that is almost clever in the short term, but in the long run is self destructive and foolish. Known for weaseling, irrelevance, and trolling people who would be friends.
We were once close friends, but years of hansenish facebook posts make me wonder about that guy. weasel troll
hansenish by Grumpalactic December 9, 2017

havenism 

Kale "Did you see havenisms new video?"
Reese "Yea I disliked it too!"
Kale "cunt..."
havenism by the lorders January 5, 2014
One of the hottest dudes alive, All the girls fall for him.
Someone who is compassionate feels a strong sense of sadness when they see others who are suffering.
Has a huge cock.
Is sometimes willing to sacrifice personal comfort or goals if it will benefit a larger group of people he/she cares about.
Haveesh is the most handsome person in this world
Haveesh by Haveesh November 22, 2021
He is the hottest dude alive yet no joke I haven't seen a single person hotter than him yet. He has a harem of girls following him and wanting his giant cock. A very sexy personality. A loving person who cares about others and is willing to sacrifice a lot for him/her who is in dire need of help.
Haveesh is fucking hot.
Haveesh by Haveesh November 22, 2021
Worst Person, he is gay, a pervert, annoys his friends and somehow is still accepted.
Fuck you Haveesh
Haveesh by BillySon74 April 4, 2023

Havenism 

Havenism (noun)
/ˈhāvəˌnizəm/

The heartfelt belief in and practice of creating deep, unbreakable bonds with one's siblings through unconditional love, support, and shared experiences, often centered around mutual understanding and care.
Gallybay partakes in Havenism in the way he loves his siblings so deeply😉
Havenism by STONER#$ March 24, 2025
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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