Hanselism

The act of being unfairly discriminated against due to being named Hansel.

What! You hate Hansel. I think that's Hanselism.

Hanselism by MilanoBoi August 16, 2024

Hanseling 

Named for the action of Hansel (and Gretel) from "Hansel and Gretel," the Grimms' fairy tale, as they dropped stones or bread, in turn, to mark their path through the forest.

Forms may include: Hanseling (or lower case, hanseling), a verb; to hansel, a verb; or Proper noun, Hansel (meaning one who drops carelessly in described manner, or any variation of such).

Hanseling is the term used when items, carelessly or purposely, are dropped (possibly in a meandering or careless path-like manner) as a man or boy walks; Greteling is the identical term when a woman or girl walks and drops items in similar manner.

So there is the male version: Hanseling. The female version: Greteling. Either caps or lowercase: Hanseling or hanseling; Greteling or greteling.

The term was initially used years ago when small boys would fail to stay put at meals, and would carry their meals or snacks around the house, haphazardly dropping crumbs or chunks of food in paths around the house.
The term not only includes eating and dropping crumbs, but can broadly include dropping any item (such as clothes, paper, trash, etc.), often in an unthinking or inconsiderate manner.

It can further include not wiping ones' feet at the door, and hanseling mud throughout the home. Etc.

Stop the messes Hansel! No more hanseling around the house eating handfuls of Fruity Pebbles!

Hanseling by Candycasa November 24, 2009

hansonism 

Hansonism:

The act of saying nonsensical and offensive sayings and then blanking out when asked to explain it, named after Australian politician Pauline Hanson and her infamous opening speech to Parliament in 1996.

My professor had a hansonism in AP Calculus today.

hansonism by FiatJustitia January 9, 2017

hansenish 

A behavior that is almost clever in the short term, but in the long run is self destructive and foolish. Known for weaseling, irrelevance, and trolling people who would be friends.

We were once close friends, but years of hansenish facebook posts make me wonder about that guy. weasel troll

hansenish by Grumpalactic December 9, 2017

hangeism 

hangeism or hangism is a religion worshiping goddess Hange Zoe. People of this religion share similarities with people who worship Levi Ackerman. They love deeply their goddess and are interested in titans.

I just converted to hangeism.

hangeism by urtoolate December 9, 2020

Hausenism 

Coined by Twitter users @ malakaicyan and @ sadsimpwrestle and inspired/popularized by the linguistic mannerisms of self-described “very nice, very evil” professional wrestler Danhausen, “Hausenisms” refer to the wrestler’s peculiar bastardizations of phrases and names.

These are similar to Trailer Park Boys’ “Rickyisms,” with the exception that Hausenisms take place almost exclusively in the realm of professional wrestling.

More Hausenisms can be found on Danhausen’s YouTube page, “Love That Danhausen.”

“That’s nothing to shake a fist at.” –Danhausen, as opposed to saying the proper figure of speech, “nothing to shake a stick at.” The “Hausenism” here is the intentional botching of the “correct” phrase.

“Here is my close personal friend, Chris Judas—‘Jericho’ to some.” –Danhausen, on professional wrestler Chris Jericho, whose entrance song is called “Judas.”

“Swearing is bad. Cursing is fine.” –Danhausen

Danhausen also refers to pro wrestler CM Punk, formerly of WWE, as “Pepsi Man” because of Punk’s Pepsi brand shoulder tattoo.

Hausenism by malakaicyan November 16, 2021

hangeismygf_ 

Hangeismygf_ is a bright beautiful person who makes everyone’s day better

you are being such a hangeismygf_ today.

hangeismygf_ by hanges_bestie March 13, 2021