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hankike by tin knocker October 12, 2008
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Polish Hankie
Using your hand as a handkerchief when you blow snot into it and then promptly flick it off toward the ground.
Polish Hankie by will bitten September 30, 2016
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Backwards Hankie
After youve been giving a blow job, when a boy cums up your nose giving you a booger, the opposite of blowing your nose.
Backwards Hankie by phantomed September 29, 2010
Anti-Danky Hankie
The fabric softener sheet used to mask the scent of real skunky marijuana. Primarily used by young teenagers scared by the possibility of their stash being smelt out and found from parents, teachers etc.
Anti-Danky Hankie by chrisco895 March 21, 2016
bush hankie
bush hankie by superhero March 22, 2005
hankie pankie
hankie pankie by Gendersex February 19, 2018
Wanking Hankie
A piece of material using to collect sperm after wanking
Can be used numerous times, although washing after each use is suggested
Can be used numerous times, although washing after each use is suggested
Wanking Hankie by roblewisuk December 18, 2007
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