hanje

Short form of handjob. A Handjob ideally occurs when a woman jerks a man's penis off until ejaculation. This act is usually done when a girl is too prudish to give a beeg or when she is not attractive enough to penetrate.

Blum "bro, would you bang that chick"
Noah "nah man, she looks janky... But I'd let her give me a hanje in the stairwell"

Rachel "so, like, did you give him a Beeg"
Carla "girl, you crazy??? Until I get a ring... all he gets is a hanje"

by HanjeSolo January 25, 2014

left-handedness

Approximately 10% of people are left~handed, also referred to as southpaws. Ambidextrousness occurs in approximately 30% of people.

Oftentimes in school, natural left-handedness is discouraged for the sake of convenience~how awful! Having left-handedness is rare.

by Starchylde June 14, 2016

Black Handed

Similar to the phrase, "Red handed", except when the person being caught is black.

Tyrone was caught black handed for trying to steal the bait car.

ShaniQua was caught black handed for shoplifting a wig.

by Jeronleow April 12, 2020

Hanae-fun-by-proxy

Finding a mistake after spending a lot of time figuring out the issue and being in the position such that someone else has to fix it.

Person A: I'm glad we figured out the issue!
Person B: Happy to help, I am having a lot of hanae-fun-by-proxy since you are the one who needs to fix it!

by John196 July 6, 2023

Hanaeing

When a person who enjoys fun harasses someone who believes it is not a joke but it is a joke

"This person said he didn't like this plot"
"Are you Hanaeing me?"

by John196 June 30, 2023

hanae

She's perfect. Arabic name meaning kindness, in which is portrayed perfectly by this young lady. She's a beautiful girl, with a loyal hand. She's cute and cuddly, and her heart is as warm as hot chocolate. She's generous, and she's every girls enemie. All girls are devastated, all want to be her. Her kindness is to heavy to put her down. She's a true princess and she is what every man dreams of having. Her smile is indescribable. Most perfect girl out there. She's a keeper

Love Hanae's face, and body, but hate the girl.

by Chanelegance March 13, 2017

white-handed

Getting caught "white-handed" is when someone is caught in the act of masturbating. They could be masturbating to porn, or they could just be having some fun with themselves on the toilet. White-handed refers to the cum that drips out of their penis and onto their hands if they don't clean it up right away.

Ethan's mom: So I was going into Ethan's room yesterday to give him his laundry, and then I caught him white-handed!
Ethan's teacher: I caught him in school once! He is such a horny kid...

by SlutVista November 3, 2013