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Short form of handjob. A Handjob ideally occurs when a woman jerks a man's penis off until ejaculation. This act is usually done when a girl is too prudish to give a beeg or when she is not attractive enough to penetrate.
Blum "bro, would you bang that chick"
Noah "nah man, she looks janky... But I'd let her give me a hanje in the stairwell"

Rachel "so, like, did you give him a Beeg"
Carla "girl, you crazy??? Until I get a ring... all he gets is a hanje"
hanje by HanjeSolo January 25, 2014
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left-handedness 

Approximately 10% of people are left~handed, also referred to as southpaws. Ambidextrousness occurs in approximately 30% of people.
Oftentimes in school, natural left-handedness is discouraged for the sake of convenience~how awful! Having left-handedness is rare.
left-handedness by Starchylde June 14, 2016
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Hanjee boom it • hanje • Hanjeezer • han jer • Haneen • hane • hande' • hanae • Hadjer • hajer

Black Handed 

Similar to the phrase, "Red handed", except when the person being caught is black.
Tyrone was caught black handed for trying to steal the bait car.

ShaniQua was caught black handed for shoplifting a wig.
Black Handed by Jeronleow April 12, 2020

Hanae-fun-by-proxy 

Finding a mistake after spending a lot of time figuring out the issue and being in the position such that someone else has to fix it.
Person A: I'm glad we figured out the issue!
Person B: Happy to help, I am having a lot of hanae-fun-by-proxy since you are the one who needs to fix it!
Hanae-fun-by-proxy by John196 July 6, 2023

Hanaeing 

When a person who enjoys fun harasses someone who believes it is not a joke but it is a joke
"This person said he didn't like this plot"
"Are you Hanaeing me?"
Hanaeing by John196 June 30, 2023
She's perfect. Arabic name meaning kindness, in which is portrayed perfectly by this young lady. She's a beautiful girl, with a loyal hand. She's cute and cuddly, and her heart is as warm as hot chocolate. She's generous, and she's every girls enemie. All girls are devastated, all want to be her. Her kindness is to heavy to put her down. She's a true princess and she is what every man dreams of having. Her smile is indescribable. Most perfect girl out there. She's a keeper
Love Hanae's face, and body, but hate the girl.
hanae by Chanelegance March 13, 2017

white-handed

Getting caught "white-handed" is when someone is caught in the act of masturbating. They could be masturbating to porn, or they could just be having some fun with themselves on the toilet. White-handed refers to the cum that drips out of their penis and onto their hands if they don't clean it up right away.
Ethan's mom: So I was going into Ethan's room yesterday to give him his laundry, and then I caught him white-handed!
Ethan's teacher: I caught him in school once! He is such a horny kid...
white-handed by SlutVista November 3, 2013
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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