hangeo 

ruining or killing a good joke

Mitch: yea i think i might jizz my pants
Tom: oh like when kyle b. did wit ur gf lol
Joe: oh jiz in ur pants like that music video
Mitch/Tom: No hangeo joe GODdammit

hangeo by 22slovak22 June 16, 2009

Italian hangover 

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.

I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.

Italian hangover by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Hangover Shit 

A shit you take when you're hungover. It is often a hybrid between diarrohea and a solid shit and smells pretty fucking bad.

guy 1: Hey man, you were so wasted last night.

guy 2: Yeah man, I feel so hungover.
guy 1: I feel good man, I just had a hangover shit

Hangover Shit by thegreenlight September 19, 2013

Hangers Hoist 

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

Hangers Hoist by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered 

The penalty for high treason in England, to be hanged, drawn and quartered was a common occurrence during medieval times. Although it was abolished in 1814, this form of execution was responsible for hundreds, perhaps even thousands, of deaths.

First, the victim is dragged on a wooden frame, called a hurdle, to the place of the execution.
Second, the victim is hanged by the neck for a short period of time until nearly dead (hanged).
Third, the disembowelment and castration occur, where afterward, the entrails and genitalia are burned in front of the victim (drawn).
Finally, the body is divided into four separate parts and beheaded (quartered).

If you want a good example of someone being hanged, drawn, and quartered watch the end of the movie Braveheart.

Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered by loldamn November 28, 2009

Happiness Hangover 

The crappy depressed feeling that comes after a time of great happiness. Like a hangover from alcohol, minus the alcohol.

Ryan: What's the matter? You seem a little down.

John: Yeah I just have a happiness hangover.

Ryan: Man I'm sorry, those are the worst!

Happiness Hangover by Noodle Legs November 25, 2011

hangover wank 

the act of masturbation to over come the ill effects of hangover.

wow, i feel like shit, why did i drink so much!? the only thing that can help me now is a hangover wank!

hangover wank by jimmykay47 November 22, 2011