handy cock

cock that perfectly fits im hands

-wow, you have such a handy cock. it fits in my hands perfectly

handy cock by lambajoo July 30, 2021

Second Hand Cock Smoking 

Verb. One tasting the taste of a cock (usually one's own) by kissing somebody who has just smoked a cock.

So I kissed the bitch after she blew me, and I tasted second hand cock smoking.

Second Hand Cock Smoking by Stone Costa December 21, 2008

Second-hand Cock 

The recipient of second-hand cock receives a kiss from a person who has just given a blow job.

situational: Your girlfriend is going down on you and her dad comes home. she goes and gives him a kiss and thus he is the recipient of second-hand cock.

usage: My girlfriend gave her dad some second hand cock when he got home.

Second-hand Cock by Jarom Ikari March 7, 2004

Handy Cocktree

When your feeling lonely or just want to have some fun, grab a hold of a big ole' cock off the handy cocktree. You can do many things such as giving one as a Christmas present.

Hey you wanna get f*#ked tonite? Yeah hold on, let me go get a big ole' cock off my handy cocktree!

Handy Cocktree by disorca July 19, 2010

Second Hand Cock Smoke 

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.

Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.

Second Hand Cock Smoke by Mattroid Prime March 2, 2020

cock hand 

The hand of choice (left or right) in which you primarily utilize in handling cocks (your own, others' etc.)

In the movie Phone Booth, Colin Farrell slaps a prostitute on the hand to which she exclaims: Bitch, you gone done wrecked my cock hand!

cock hand by BDT December 2, 2004

cock hand 

A disease that occurs when a dude takes a leak holding his cock in his hand, then proceeds to leave the bathroom without washing.

Each person that man then shakes hands with is infected with cock hand.

Soap will kill all traces of the disease.

Mitch took a leak at taco bell, didn't wash and then proceeded to go back to making tacos. Damn now everyone is infected with cock hand.

cock hand by Lemon Lysol January 29, 2004