handland

a keyboard smash that instantly makes you question. is there an actual land of hands or not? philosophical questions like those pop up when keyboard smashing ‘handland’

“oops! i texted handland by accident.. now that i think about it am i living in a simulation? what if i am! land of hands.. wonder if i can stay there”

by ereeii March 17, 2022

Hadland

The ultimate challenge taker. Has no real home and works through any problem or challenge with no fear - making everything right or overcoming any of natures beasts. Has an unfortunate affinity to woman and alcohol (due to hard work) and avoids fights out of fear of their own strength (and love of life). A person also of love, compassion, hardship and intelligence when needed. Avoid Hadland on a bad day, love them on a good one. God's child - no one sees what they see.

X : 'He is one hard Nigger' (Pronoun in place of Hadland - name is never used out of fear)

Y : ' Seriously misunderstood'

Z : ' Perfect'

by Mr Impossible October 30, 2010

handmand

Handmand is a hand+mand. It means "hand mand" but together in one flowing word, "handmand". Typically a negative connotation, usually reserved for people that annoy other people.

"Check out that handmand. Hand. Mand.!"

or

"You are such a handmand!"

by Mr T-Rex January 21, 2014

Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!

"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.

by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022

Handyandy

when a man is very handy with his hands

Handyandy- wife called him handy for a reason

by Dixsoutforharambe August 19, 2016

Handsandwitch

The act of shaking one's hand, and then using your idle hand to enclose the person's hand between your hands.

Dude, shake my hand....... HANDSANDWITCH!!!!

by xxlionsxx March 25, 2007

handyland

n. 1. An adapted version of the board game Candyland which replaces the use of Candy with Handjobs. 2. A reference to receiving hand pleasure from oneself or another person.

1. Bob: Susan and her friends came over last night and I busted out Handyland after they had a few wine coolers. I rigged the deck and all the cards came up white!

Sam: Damn, why didn't you call me? I would have definitely busted a Gramma Nutt when I saw Queen Frostine.

2. I've got a date with Candace on Thursday and let's just say I'm planning on taking a trip to Handyland.

by Doctor Exotik February 5, 2012