handyland 

n. 1. An adapted version of the board game Candyland which replaces the use of Candy with Handjobs. 2. A reference to receiving hand pleasure from oneself or another person.

1. Bob: Susan and her friends came over last night and I busted out Handyland after they had a few wine coolers. I rigged the deck and all the cards came up white!

Sam: Damn, why didn't you call me? I would have definitely busted a Gramma Nutt when I saw Queen Frostine.

2. I've got a date with Candace on Thursday and let's just say I'm planning on taking a trip to Handyland.

handyland by Doctor Exotik February 5, 2012

a Candylander 

This is a slang term for Canadian.

Jon-Paul is a Candylander from Dawson.

a Candylander by I, Wreckerrr October 19, 2020

California Handstand 

A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California

Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!

California Handstand by On The Rocks - (1204) March 3, 2011

Handyman Whore 

A single woman that only dates and has sex with a bachelor until he completes all of her home and or auto repairs.

Helen suddenly stopped dating Paul after he fixed her front porch and garage door, so he called her a Handyman Whore.

Handyman Whore by Poofers February 16, 2006

Handymanning 

The act of intentionally being naked or partially naked when a handyman or tradesperson arrives in order to seduce them.

"I'm handymanning the hot solar guy today when he comes later. I'm going to be sunbathing naked and see what happens"

Handymanning by Hotforhandyman May 10, 2023

Amish Handyman 

Someone giving a handjob during a power outage, when there's nothing else to do.

"Shit, the lights went out. Who wants to be my Amish Handyman?" Jeff exclaimed. "Go with Christ."

Amish Handyman by Fobill April 22, 2010

Handstanderbate 

V. the act of masturbating while doing a handstand

Dude, last night i handstanderbated!

Handstanderbate by xoval January 19, 2011