handjive

a very lame handjob from someone with little experience with with handjobbing, jive being a slang word for bullshit

Mary has good blowjobs, but she needs to work on her hand skills. Her handjob was more like handjive.

by Mr Secks May 12, 2011

Frosty handjive

V. When a person dips his penis in the freezer for 30 mins and then receives a handjob with icy hot on the hands of the giver. Christmas music must be played.

Josh- gosh darn, I sure am hot!
Emily- how about a frosty handjive? I'll get the icy hot
Josh- what a great way to cool off while getting off!

by Golfwatcher56 October 2, 2016

Virginia Hand Jive

A Virginia Hand Jive is when you're receiving a handjob, but the person giving the handjobs' hand is turned 180 degrees, a backwards handjob.

Dude, I just got a Virginia Hand Jive!

by bombsblast December 2, 2010

hand jive

a dance found in the movie and broadway musical Grease. Don't ask me how to do it.

I could barely walk when I milked a cow, when I was three I pushed a plow, while chopping wood I moved my legs, and I started dancing when I gathered eggs. The whole time laughed, I was only five, I danced and gave birth to the hand jive!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004

The One Man Hand Jive

Manual stimulation of the genital organs (of oneself or another) for sexual pleasure

Johnny was in his room doing The One Man Hand Jive as his mother walked in and caught him in the act.

by ShoTz November 29, 2007

Hand Jive

Doing something by hand or with your hands. Example ... a truck is backing up a small trailer into a tight spot but cannot get all the way in so you unhook the trailer and hand jive it the rest of the way into the spot.

Where is the dolly to move the new desk into the back office ? We have four guys here let's just hand jive it, it will be quicker.

by Pvt. Joe Snuffy March 17, 2022

Mississippi Hand Jive

While engaged in a children's movie at a theater, a man cuts a hole and inserts his penis into the bottom of a popcorn bag. When his date reaches in for popcorn, s/he recieves a bonified surprise.

"How was your date?"

"It was great until I started eating the popcorn, he surprised me with a Mississippi Hand Jive!"

by booblay November 4, 2008