handjive

a very lame handjob from someone with little experience with with handjobbing, jive being a slang word for bullshit

Mary has good blowjobs, but she needs to work on her hand skills. Her handjob was more like handjive.

by Mr Secks May 12, 2011

Frosty handjive

V. When a person dips his penis in the freezer for 30 mins and then receives a handjob with icy hot on the hands of the giver. Christmas music must be played.

Josh- gosh darn, I sure am hot!
Emily- how about a frosty handjive? I'll get the icy hot
Josh- what a great way to cool off while getting off!

by Golfwatcher56 October 2, 2016