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Handrive

To jerk off, rubbing the shaft of the dick up and down
When I handrive, I get an erection, like everybody else!
by wdfwfwfff January 8, 2008
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Frosty handjive

V. When a person dips his penis in the freezer for 30 mins and then receives a handjob with icy hot on the hands of the giver. Christmas music must be played.
Josh- gosh darn, I sure am hot!
Emily- how about a frosty handjive? I'll get the icy hot
Josh- what a great way to cool off while getting off!
by Golfwatcher56 October 2, 2016
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hardrive

one of the most powerful beings known to mankind. it is very rarely seen on its knees.
Here's the plan, Hardrive get on your knees!
by non wrestler April 13, 2005
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Hardrive

The lazy/quick way to say Hard Drive, because that extra "d" is a bitch.
"Dude i need to upgrade my hardrive, 500GB is not enough for all my porn."
by Dragonov2 March 8, 2013
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handrine

The native English (Anglish) word for hand touch.
Stop it with your handrining!
He and she handrine each other.
by Master of beargreen July 26, 2023
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handjive

a very lame handjob from someone with little experience with with handjobbing, jive being a slang word for bullshit
Mary has good blowjobs, but she needs to work on her hand skills. Her handjob was more like handjive.
by Mr Secks May 12, 2011
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handiversary

The annual celebration of the first time you pleasured yourself with your hand (AKA jerked it).
I'm going to get myself a new bottle of lotion to celebrate my handiversary.
by Jam1234567890 February 12, 2014
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