hand shitter 

An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.

TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.

hand shitter by Tittsmcgee November 5, 2017

hand-in-shirter 

A short guy with Napoleon syndrome, usually just over five feet tall with small hands and a big mouth. Often stands with his hand in his shirt, as Napoleon did.

In a bold move that belied his diminutive stature, the hand-in-shirter declared himself Emperor of the cubicle farm. The main problem was, he could never see his subjects, nor could they see him.

hand-in-shirter by Western Rooster October 16, 2007

Shattered Hand 

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".

Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care

Shattered Hand by Tangee December 14, 2008