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hand cream 

That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.
Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!
hand cream by The Ugly Barnacle February 27, 2015
Words you can keep

Ice Cream Hand Job 

When someone the opposite sex gives hand releif to an individual after having put there hand in any kind of Ice Cream. (ICHJ) for short.

There is also an Ice Cream Rim Job (ICRJ)
Guy- "omg i could go for a hand job right now but my dick is sun burnt"

Girl- "how about i dip my hand in this ben and jerrys and give you an Ice Cream Hand Job"

Guy- " YEAH BUDDY"
Ice Cream Hand Job by BGeezy29 April 10, 2011

Hand Creamer 

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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