hand check

Often shouted in a public place (party, bus, etc) when couples are together. People who do not have significant others will shout this to keep themselves occupied. The couples must then raise their hands to show that they were not doing anything other than cuddling. It doesn't work. Trust me.

*Mo and Flo are at a party, hugging*
Joe: Yo, Mo and Flo! Hand check!
*Mo stops fingering Flo. Both raise hands into air*
Mo: See? We weren't doin' nothing!

hand check by drama_addict December 28, 2005

hand check

"Hand checks" occur when a Mexican, typically a Luis, has had his or her hand or hands in his or her pants for an elongated amount of time. By screaming "hand check," the Mexican is forced to immediately remove his or her hands to show that no masturbation has taken place.

Davo: Hey, get your hands out of there! Hand check!
Luis, the Mexican, removes his hands from his pants.
Davo: What's that gooey yellow stuff?

hand check by HugeBreasticle March 24, 2005

Hand-check 

something an administrator would yell to a group of hormonal horny kids, as to check to make sure all hands are doing what they are supposed to be doing.. and not down anybody else's pants.

they yelled hand check and all of us had to put our hands in the air

Hand-check by matthew February 28, 2005

the Hand Check 

An awesome band hailing from Irving, Texas. They're so awesome, they have no need for instrumentals. It is all played by mouth.
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The Band:
Evan: Lead/beatbox (So good, you'd think he's 10 insanely awesome beatboxers rolled into one)
Ashley: Cowbell (Christopher Walken would be proud)
Charlette: Triangle (Who knew math could sound so good?)
Saby: Symbol (Thats me!)
Don: Tamberine (And she's darn good at it)

Behind-the-Scenes help:
Groupies: Too many to count
Body Guards: a few
everyone else: your mentioned too!

Everyone: *super secret awesome handshake* Hand Check! *motivational hand-in-the-center-thing* *raise hands*

Bystander #1: That was awesome!
Bystander #2: I just had an epiphony!
Bystander #1: What?
Bystander #2: I want a baked potato!
the Hand Check: And a chimichanga!

the Hand Check by saby! July 26, 2006

one hand check 

Way for a guy to quickly judge the size of a girl's breasts by quickly grabbing one breast.

Dude, I gave Amelia the one hand check. I thought she was a C but it turns out she's def a D!

one hand check by yettimatt September 17, 2011

check my hand 

1. The absolute ugliest point at which a man will have sex with a women.

1. Yo man, what about that chick? I dunno, let me check my hand. Nope! My hand still looks better than her.

check my hand by Danimal54 August 4, 2007

Handcheck 

what you yell out when you think someone in the other room is masturbating

mike: whats tht slapping sound coming from john in the bathroom?
greg: Handcheck!

Handcheck by jman2000 April 10, 2003