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break hand

to wank or to masterbate
john break hand over his sister's best friend
break hand by jz and xteec August 10, 2007

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day 

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.
boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

Hand-brake skid 

To wipe your bottom with your own hand then shake someone else’s hand leaving a skid mark
No way Shane just totally give me a hand-brake skid
Hand-brake skid by Tinzopopo December 4, 2020

hand brake 

the parking brake. hen pulled at fast speeds locks up the back wheels and causes the car to lose control and slide around, (drift)
handbrake used in hand brake turns. used for parking in every day use
hand brake by mills1166 October 12, 2008

hand brake 

if someone is boring and puts a stop to the fun they are a hand brake.
He's no fun, don't invite him out tonight, he'll just be a hand brake.
hand brake by Oompa Loompa 73 April 29, 2009

Hand brake 

In football, play less than to one's potential, due to self inflicted obstacles. Be less free and flowing than usual, due to some psychological block.
Term introduced, and used constantly, by Arsenal's manager Arsene Wenger (who also introduced several other terms, as "footballistically", and others.
"I believe in the first half we were not sharp enough, we played a lil bit wiz de hand brake, and we didn't create many chances".
Hand brake by yuviken February 22, 2013