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Hanksexual 

Being sexually attracted to the madness combat character "Hank J. Wimbleton". It's invalid and mocks the LGBTQ+. I will hate you forever if your Hanksexual.
Person 1: "Hey, I'm Hanksexual-"
Person 2: "Get out."
Person 1: "Wha-"
Person 2: "G E T O U T."
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hanasexual 

Only being attracted to hana who is a fucking blessing to human kind.
Person 1 : Yo that guy is totally into you
Person 2 : Idc, I'm hanasexual

Person 1 : Uhm, what?
Person 2 : I am hanasexual.
Person 1 : *backs away hits a pole falls in a manhole*
hanasexual by sxcker October 7, 2020

Hanosexual 

An equal combination of Homosexual and Pansexual.

The attraction to the same sex, though open minded in relationships with the opposite sex.
"I though Anthony was Homosexual, but he's with Kay?"
"No, he's Hanosexual. He's Gay, but he'll date a female"
Hanosexual by Kayanthony January 15, 2009

handosexual 

someone who has the sole intention of mating with their own hand. Should not be confused with an asexual organism, which does have the intention of procreating.
Billy is a handosexual, don't you know.
handosexual by the_natsci May 31, 2005

Hanasexual 

A state of desire, impulse, and excessive need by a person named Hana brought on by wanting to make love with a croissant and specifically chocolate flavors. This inclination is escalated by someone explaining to Hana the texture, taste, and gooeyness of the croissant.
Hana is soo Hanasexual about my breakfast.
Hanasexual by thewiz.com June 16, 2023
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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