hanakosexual

When you are deeply in love with hanako-kun.

Someone: whats your type or sexuality
Me: oh i am hanakosexual

by Blahjjjjjjjjj December 29, 2020

Hanksexual

Being sexually attracted to the madness combat character "Hank J. Wimbleton". It's invalid and mocks the LGBTQ+. I will hate you forever if your Hanksexual.

Person 1: "Hey, I'm Hanksexual-"
Person 2: "Get out."
Person 1: "Wha-"
Person 2: "G E T O U T."

by That one MC Sheriff fan July 8, 2021

hanasexual

Only being attracted to hana who is a fucking blessing to human kind.

Person 1 : Yo that guy is totally into you
Person 2 : Idc, I'm hanasexual

Person 1 : Uhm, what?
Person 2 : I am hanasexual.
Person 1 : *backs away hits a pole falls in a manhole*

by sxcker October 7, 2020

Hanosexual

An equal combination of Homosexual and Pansexual.

The attraction to the same sex, though open minded in relationships with the opposite sex.

"I though Anthony was Homosexual, but he's with Kay?"
"No, he's Hanosexual. He's Gay, but he'll date a female"

by Kayanthony January 15, 2009

handosexual

someone who has the sole intention of mating with their own hand. Should not be confused with an asexual organism, which does have the intention of procreating.

Billy is a handosexual, don't you know.

by the_natsci May 31, 2005

Hanasexual

A state of desire, impulse, and excessive need by a person named Hana brought on by wanting to make love with a croissant and specifically chocolate flavors. This inclination is escalated by someone explaining to Hana the texture, taste, and gooeyness of the croissant.

Hana is soo Hanasexual about my breakfast.

by thewiz.com June 16, 2023