Tugboats's definitions

creamed

The act of being assimilated, or gettin' nutted on.

-Yo! Look at dat pregnant ass hoe, u can tell for sure she got greezed.
-Man, she did'nt get greezed, she got creamed!

by Tugboats July 29, 2008

Donkey Kong

refering to the way you hit somebody, as to how sometimes, Donkey Kong the video game character strikes oncoming enemies.

"Stop hittin' me man!"
-Watcha gon' do about it?
"I'll box you up!"
-Boy, a few jabs won't do it you-
"Imma Donkey Kong yo ass right on top of yo head in a minute!"

by Tugboats June 11, 2006

creamed

act of being assimilated, or nutted on.

-Yo! Look at dat pregnant ass hoe, u can tell for sure she got greezed.
-Man, dat cum guzzling slut did'nt get greezed, she got creamed!

by Tugboats June 11, 2006

E.T.S.

E.T.S.(eat(s) the sack), refering to someone who engages in oral sex. For instance, a guy giving one to a female partner. The "sack" is actually the pussy.

According to what she told me about Gary, he E.T.S.

by Tugboats June 1, 2006

fagatize

when someone who is straight is turned into a homo.

"Remember him back in middle school wit da funny walk?"
-Yeah, he was not gay right?
"Until now bro, he was fagatized two months ago by his cousin, Douglas!"

by Tugboats June 13, 2006

S.Y.A.D

"Sit your ass down!" An exclamation used to tell someone to take a seat when you're trying to be funny.

"Everyone, sit down and shut up!"
-But, Mr.Carr I need to-
"Louis!"
-What?
"S.Y.A.D!"

by Tugboats June 11, 2006

hamsterbating

a hairy person who masturbates

Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!

by Tugboats June 13, 2006