hamsexy

(HAM' secks-ee) adj. i-er i-est Colloq.
1. Opposite of sexy.
2. Gaudyness and uglyness related to amateur radio equipment or operators.
3.noun, proper. An online journal of amateur radio fashon and folly.

Those thirty antennas on your car make you so hamsexy.
The comment "I'm running 0 watts" is both hamsexy and stupid. (N4XE and a D)

by Ben September 19, 2004

hamsexy

A ham radio hate group of homosexual FRS operators.

Those fat hamsexy guys like to talk on their FRS radio and pretend to be hams.

by N3JFW August 15, 2006

hamsey

A large human being that has a massive head with gigantic ear lobes, wears basketball shorts and flip flops all year long, a human who sweats often and needs food in his belly at all times.

Also descrided as "HAMMER" OR "HAMMER HEAD"

"Wow that guys so hamsey"
"HAMMER"
"FAT FUCK"
"I FEEL LIKE HAMSEY ON A SUMMER DAY"
"HAMS"

by jeffery balls November 8, 2007

hamsexual

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

by Qube February 27, 2005

Gourdon-Hamsey Burger

A burger served with squash and ham

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Gourdon-Hamsey Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018