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Visiting the Hamptons

Performing analingus in the middle of a blowjob. A well deserved rest for the dick-sucker while still giving your partner pleasure. Talented individuals will accompany a visit to the the Hamptons with a handjob. This is also known as a Rusty Trombone.
Person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh

Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!

The Hamptons 

A group of towns on the eastern tip of Long Island. These towns are- South Hampton, Watermill, Sagaponack, East Hampton, Bridge Hampton. Amagansett, Springs, Sag Harbor, Montauk, West Hampton, Wainscott, and Hampton Bays are hamlets in the hamptons, and to some are considered part of the hamptons. Its boring in the winter, but in the summer it gets over run by cidiots. Its a beautiful place to live, and not everyone is rich. Most people living in the hamptons are middle class.
Tina: Im vacationing in The Hamptons this summer!!
Lana: Lucky its so nice out there!!!

Example 2.
Fred: Where do you live?
Tim: In East Hampton
Fred: Dude you must be LOADED!!!
Tim: Not really...
The Hamptons by MEXNYBC May 4, 2010

The Hamptons 

An awesome place to live and grow up as a local. We are not all rich.... most of us locals are middle class people just like everyone else.

We don't appreciate celebrities and cidiots ruining our summers by jamming up Sunrise with their ridiculously over-priced pieces of plastic they call cars. We also don't like serving pieces of shit from Manhattan that think they're better than us because they are in OUR hometown for the summer.
Person #1: "You're from the Hamptons??? You must be RICH!!!"

Local: "Actually I work my ass off to afford the things I have just like everyone else."


Don't take Sunrise during the following: Memorial Day/ Independence Day / The Hampton Classic / Any movie primeres
The Hamptons by Local Lady October 2, 2004

The Hamptons 

The Hamptons is a place where rich people go on vacation and spend most of their summers. It is made up of a few different places but only East Hampton, WaterMill, Bridge Hampton, and South Hampton really matter. The people who actually live in the Hamptons do not necessarily have that much money like the ones that vacation there. In the summer the Hamptons start to get bombarded by celebrities and vineyard-vines wearing people.
person 1: hey I’m going to the hamptons for most of the summer
person 2: damn you must have money
The Hamptons by richboiiiii July 1, 2018

The Hamptons 

A place on Eastern Long Island where alot of rich people live. The Hamptons inculde: East Hampton, Westhampton, Southampton and Hampton Bays. Usually every celebrity has a house in the Hamptons and visits there in the summer time.
Let's go out to the Hamptons!
The Hamptons by Cyber Ghost March 21, 2004

the hamptons 

a few towns grouped together on Long Island, in New York. Hamptonites call NYC-ers cidiots, NYC-ers call Hamptonites lidiots, any third party calls them both retards for being such unfriendly pricks to each other and everyone else.
alright, the Hamptons, so you've got Kelly Ripa. do the rest of us a favor and keep her there
the hamptons by JBo July 30, 2005
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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