hament

one who is lost in teh world. doesnt know where life is going. turens to drugs for comfort.

ur 63... STOP BEING A HAMENT!

by ananymous October 17, 2003

Hamnette

An abnormally small penis; diminutive of 'HamptonWick', cockney rhyming slang for prick. An aLlernative spelling is Hamnett.

Arnold bought a Humvee to compensate for his hamnette

by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004

hamantha

The full name of ham.

bread is short for breadward, ham is short for hamantha

by GSudstememeboi December 29, 2017

Hamnett

A chocolate penis.

Derived from the first known manufacturers, the Hamnett Novelty Confectionery Co.

Tony disgusted his colleagues by lasciviously eating a Hamnett in public.

by Ditchling Dan March 1, 2004

hamont

An abbreviation used by assholes to refer to the city of Hamilton, Ontario.

Person 1: Hey, that crackhead just broke into my car for the nickels in the cupholder.
Person 2: That's #hamont for you, man

by friends with rats January 5, 2020

hamnett

a pathological fantasist; a Walter Mitty type

Tony thought he wasthe world's greatest lover. What a Hamnett!

by Harry Hassocks May 10, 2004

Ben Hamen

Ben Hamen is the absolute legendary announcer from mcvi, known for his school involvement and being an ideal student. You may bump into him at Walmart where he is a friendly cashier.

Guy 1: Aye yo I saw Ben Hamen at Walmart the other day
Guy 2: Ya he goes to my school. What a cool guy

by okaymcviokay May 9, 2020