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one who is lost in teh world. doesnt know where life is going. turens to drugs for comfort.

ur 63... STOP BEING A HAMENT!

hament by ananymous October 17, 2003

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Hamnette

An abnormally small penis; diminutive of 'HamptonWick', cockney rhyming slang for prick. An aLlernative spelling is Hamnett.

Arnold bought a Humvee to compensate for his hamnette

Hamnette by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004

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hamantha

The full name of ham.

bread is short for breadward, ham is short for hamantha

hamantha by GSudstememeboi December 29, 2017

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Hamnett

A chocolate penis.

Derived from the first known manufacturers, the Hamnett Novelty Confectionery Co.

Tony disgusted his colleagues by lasciviously eating a Hamnett in public.

Hamnett by Ditchling Dan March 1, 2004

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hamont

An abbreviation used by assholes to refer to the city of Hamilton, Ontario.

Person 1: Hey, that crackhead just broke into my car for the nickels in the cupholder.
Person 2: That's #hamont for you, man

hamont by friends with rats January 5, 2020

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hamnett

a pathological fantasist; a Walter Mitty type

Tony thought he wasthe world's greatest lover. What a Hamnett!

hamnett by Harry Hassocks May 10, 2004

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Ben Hamen

Ben Hamen is the absolute legendary announcer from mcvi, known for his school involvement and being an ideal student. You may bump into him at Walmart where he is a friendly cashier.

Guy 1: Aye yo I saw Ben Hamen at Walmart the other day
Guy 2: Ya he goes to my school. What a cool guy

Ben Hamen by okaymcviokay May 9, 2020

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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