hamdingle
a little girl with a pot belly
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Hogpen Humdinger
The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.
Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!
Hogpen Humdinger by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011
Related Words
hamdingle • humdingle • hamdangled • Hamdingers • haydingle • Ham Danglers • Ham Dinged • Harding Leg • humdinger • hadinger
hamdergler
I was at a very nice picnic with my retarded cousin Tardo when some hamdergler came from out of nowhere and dergled all our hamdergers.
hamdergler by Matt Derger October 2, 2007
humdinger
Something that is extraordinary.
ham dingle
A chubby girl with a pot belly. Other names are "hamasaurous-rex", "hamlet", the "hamburglar" and of course "the incredible ham"!
Wow! That ham dingle is HUGE!!
Ham just ate my dog!
Holy ham! Hamlet just chubbed her pants!
Run! the Hamasaurous-Rex is coming!
I once heard that ham hide a cheeseburger in one of her rolls.
Ham just ate my dog!
Holy ham! Hamlet just chubbed her pants!
Run! the Hamasaurous-Rex is coming!
I once heard that ham hide a cheeseburger in one of her rolls.
ham dingle by CJMB May 18, 2009
Humdinger Speedbag
Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.
My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!
Humdinger Speedbag by G-manicus September 15, 2010
Blibbering Humdinger
Blibbering Humdinger by parsley mouth November 22, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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