hamdingle

a little girl with a pot belly

damn that girl has a hamdingle

by freakint January 12, 2008

Hogpen Humdinger

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.

Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!

by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011

hamdergler

1. (n) One who steals hamdergers.
2. (n) The worst kind of derger bandit.

I was at a very nice picnic with my retarded cousin Tardo when some hamdergler came from out of nowhere and dergled all our hamdergers.

by Matt Derger October 2, 2007

humdinger

Something that is extraordinary.

Dan had a humdinger of a penis.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

ham dingle

A chubby girl with a pot belly. Other names are "hamasaurous-rex", "hamlet", the "hamburglar" and of course "the incredible ham"!

Wow! That ham dingle is HUGE!!
Ham just ate my dog!
Holy ham! Hamlet just chubbed her pants!
Run! the Hamasaurous-Rex is coming!
I once heard that ham hide a cheeseburger in one of her rolls.

by CJMB May 18, 2009

Humdinger Speedbag

Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.

My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!

by G-manicus September 15, 2010

Blibbering Humdinger

A clever, yet elusive magical beast known to write witty songs that poke fun at wizards.

"OOOO Look! It's a blibbering humdinger!" - Luna Lovegood

by parsley mouth November 22, 2011