Ham Slut

A sub-species of fat wives, one who has zero qualms going into the fridge to peel a single slice from the Oscar Meyer meat package for a snack. She'll normally fight with you if you bring this up in public.

Damn, we out of meat already? Dan's wife is real ham slut.

Ham Slut by bindr May 26, 2022

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southern ham slut

Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.

My aunt is a southern ham slut.

southern ham slut by Todd Benson January 22, 2023

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southern ham slut • Slut Around the 'Ham • hamslut • ham • Ham Bone • Ham Wallet • Ham Doctor • ham and egger • ham'd • ham slam

Slut Around the 'Ham

When, in a fit of extreme boredom, you and a group of friends are forced to go to Southern Massachusetts' dumpiest town, Wareham, in order to find something to do. Examples of activities range from browsing the Salvation Army, going to Walmart, or hitting homeless people on the side of the road.

Juan: Hey, I am really bored. What do you wanna do?
Krist: We could always just slut around the 'ham.
Shannan: Sounds like a plan, lets go hit up the dollar store and find cheap records.

Slut Around the 'Ham by Mtluongs August 29, 2011

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hamslut

A pathetic chubby girl who doesn't realize she's fugly, and dresses in tight clothing and flirts shamelessly and ineptly with nerd boys for attention.

Look at Char trying to act cute again, she's such a hamslut.

hamslut by xex October 23, 2006

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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