southern ham slut

Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.

My aunt is a southern ham slut.

by Todd Benson January 22, 2023

Ham Slut

A sub-species of fat wives, one who has zero qualms going into the fridge to peel a single slice from the Oscar Meyer meat package for a snack. She'll normally fight with you if you bring this up in public.

Damn, we out of meat already? Dan's wife is real ham slut.

by bindr May 26, 2022