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Ham [ham] [hamming] [to ham]  

Noun, Verb.
An annoying person or thing that unecessarily lurks in an unwanted manner.
She wouldn't stop hamming on my back last night, she wouldn't leave.

That suitcase at the top of the stairs is such a ham ham hamming to ham - it's been sitting there for months!

Ham Hamma 

Has no particular meaning. Can be substituted for just about any noun.
1- I usually cough up ham hamma when my tummy is sore.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.
Ham Hamma by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

ham._.ham21 

ham._.ham21 is cool
ham._.ham21 by catlover33 July 8, 2021

Ham n hammer 

Usually referred to as a person who doesn’t keep it real , or somebody who pillow talks about they friends. Could also be somebody who’s just simply a simp
MEECHIE is a ham n hammer type of person he don’t keep it real.
Ham n hammer by Vllllll December 1, 2023

Going Ham on the Hammer 

When a girl is working with maximum effort on a dudes dick (his hammer) Hard As A Motherfucker(H-a-m) in order for him to bust or ejaculate.
Male friend was talking to his other male friend...... " Yo dude, i pulled this chick named Madison last night back to my spot off the internet and let me tell you man... shorty was going Ham on the hammer kid! "

ham dinner

A rim job thru a pineapple slice.
Your mother squealed like a piggy when I was giving her a ham dinner.
ham dinner by tenesmus October 11, 2014
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