ham bag

Female version of teabag

Brendan was so drunk he passed out and Mandy ham bagged him

by Mandy Brown April 10, 2008

A bag a deli ham

A well-used and multi-layered vagina that when viewed from a second person perspective resembles the appearance of a large bag of medium sliced deli ham.

Oh Yeah! feels just like a bag a deli ham.

Holy Nazi-Cock FUCK! I almost threw up when I saw that she had a bag a deli ham!

What the fuck? that bag a deli ham looks like she is giving birth to a Shar Pei.

by Brovert December 14, 2012

ham-bagger

One who prolongs, procrastinates, puts off, or otherwise shirks responsibility.

“Did Dustin do the dishes?”

“That ham-bagger? He never does the dishes!”

by Slie August 1, 2024

Baggy Ham

A ladies particularly protruding labia minora and/or majora.

''Bloody hell, that pensioners baggy ham must be a metre long''

by natedawg99 January 4, 2012

dirty hambaga

when you see something random/ weird/ messed up u call them or it a dirty hambaga

look at that clown he is a dirty hambaga.

by himenameisoej April 8, 2011

hambagel

1. noun--A situation that requires creative use of available resources; A precarious situation.

2. noun--A statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.

3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.

4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.

5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.

1) With sweat dripping from my brow, I smiled and turned to the left for my usual eight squares of TP, but I found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.

2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"

3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"

4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."

5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."

by JCSpags October 11, 2010

Hambaga

A term regularly used by Ronarudo, the Japanese Ronald McDonald, self-appointed ruler of the Demon World. When in battle, he says it while chucking copious amounts of hamburgers from his Value Meal at his enemies.

"Hamburger" in Japanese.

"Cheesu-Hambaga" is "Cheeseburger"

It is also used in conjunction with the occasional "GO ACTIVE", a phrase referencing the Go Active advertising campaign that was launched by McDonald's which addressed obesity.

"RAN RAN RU" is a phrase, like "HAMBAGA DA", that is rarely used in battle, on the occasion that his enemy is thoroughly screwed.

HAMBAGA DA

I'M ROVIN' IT

by Age of Empires August 6, 2011