hallow weiner

If people talk about, advertise, or sell merchandise related to Christmas before Halloween, then they are hallow in their weiner. This especially applies to stores that showcase Christmas during the fall season.

Joe mama brought up Christmas at the office Halloween party, he was a massive hallow weiner.

hallow weiner by Halloween enthusiast October 20, 2019

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hollow wiener

1. one of those gross cheese-filled hotdogs with the cheese sucked out of it.

2. a spent cartridge, a post-wad-blowing schlong.

3. a lame block-party halloween costume, or someone wearing such. these are the dudes who come to watch other, much more creative and fun-loving dudes have fun.

Captain Shag stood out amongst all of the otherwise drab costumes as a beacon of character was cast out from a sea of hollow wieners

hollow wiener by expectmuch November 6, 2006