halfturd

fat uncool person who eats so much that they're frequently shitting, and even when they're not shitting a turd is half-emerging

Jon's a fat, cruel halfturd.

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Halftard

Someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic, but not quite special enough to be a fulltard

That guy over there dribbles a lot, he's a bit of a Halftard

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Halfturbating is the process of gettin yourself all worked up so that later on you can shoot one huge ass load!

Carl: I'm gonna go fuck this chick tonight.
Ed: You gonna halfturbate before hand?
Carl: Hell yeah!

Halfturbate by D-Li Llama February 11, 2010

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Whos the fucking Halftard who said "HEY, let's market Coldplay! Yeah that'd be a great idea!"

Halftard by Mad Jester December 16, 2004

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Half of a tard... an example of how to use *tard. (i.e. fukktard, muntard, boostard, avantard etc.)

Yo VonMetz, you is a fuggin halftard (insert *tard)

Halftard by Pi_Rate March 2, 2009

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Noun; One who is neither mentally challenged or fully to par with an average human being. Not quite an excuse to be retarded, but definitely not human

The guy who ate my cheeseburger is a halftard.
Shirley, are you sure your dog isn't a halftard?

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My boss is a halftard

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