Halfturbate
Halfturbating is the process of gettin yourself all worked up so that later on you can shoot one huge ass load!
Halfturbate by D-Li Llama February 11, 2010
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Dude 1: that new VR porn is so realistic! It took me to all kinds of places besides the bedroom.
I remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on Danny Devito and punching a puma!
Dude 2: umm I was using the VR headset last night....
Dude 1: Oh...I may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
Dude 2: .....
Danny Devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
Dude 2: bet he didn't complain last night! (high fives dude 1)
I remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on Danny Devito and punching a puma!
Dude 2: umm I was using the VR headset last night....
Dude 1: Oh...I may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
Dude 2: .....
Danny Devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
Dude 2: bet he didn't complain last night! (high fives dude 1)
hasturbate by GozUnlimited July 27, 2016
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Halfsturbating
Casually working ones own genitalia to work up or maintain arousal. Usually done while perusing the internet for porn, or a cybersex partner.
I was halfsturbating for nearly an hour before I found a good video of a chick stuffing 3 cucumbers in her vag. I came pretty quick.
Halfsturbating by pnx April 5, 2009
Halfsturbate
Almost being able to masturbate to something. Being in a semi-turned on state. You want to be turned on by what's in front of you but it's not quite hot enough to give you a good hard on, like a non lesbian porno.
Roger: Hey Charlie, what did you think of that new movie Jennifer's Body?
Charlie: Total garbage man. You don't even see Megan Fox nude. I could only halfsturbate to any of the good scenes where she was almost nude.
Charlie: Total garbage man. You don't even see Megan Fox nude. I could only halfsturbate to any of the good scenes where she was almost nude.
Halfsturbate by captain bry December 28, 2009
Hamsturbate
Bob: I got a new hamster!
Sam: Then let me hamsturbate with it.
Bob: But you'll kill it!
Sam: It's okay...*snatches hamster*
*a couple minutes later*
Bob: MY GOD!!
Sam: Then let me hamsturbate with it.
Bob: But you'll kill it!
Sam: It's okay...*snatches hamster*
*a couple minutes later*
Bob: MY GOD!!
Hamsturbate by Paulton January 6, 2008
halfsturbate
To partially masturbate, in effort to save your ejaculate for your parter.
To masturbate but only part way.
To willingly stop masturbating half way thru state of arousal.
To "halfsturbate"can be many things, but mainly its to get some sexual/tension relief without going all the way to ejaculation; and often its in an effort to save the male's sperm and full orgasm for his partner. An act of giving of one's self.
To masturbate but only part way.
To willingly stop masturbating half way thru state of arousal.
To "halfsturbate"can be many things, but mainly its to get some sexual/tension relief without going all the way to ejaculation; and often its in an effort to save the male's sperm and full orgasm for his partner. An act of giving of one's self.
Baby, I have to put the kids to sleep, how about you 'halfsturbate' and I'll be back in a few minutes.
Honey, you can always 'halfsturbate' if I'm not around to have sex with.
Honey, you can always 'halfsturbate' if I'm not around to have sex with.
halfsturbate by DannyDong February 14, 2017