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halfpeng 

A girl who's looks you can't lock down as being fit or butterz. She wears shades or is only ever visible from a substantial distance leading you to be unsure of the true pengness of her.
Jack: Yo Charlie you see that bird round the pool today?
Charlie: Yeah man but she was wearing her raybans and bare far away..
Jack: Yeah man, she was halfpeng init, bare need a closer look and to get her away from her frog-looking brother.
Charlie: Saaaafe ;]
halfpeng by JackereeH August 8, 2011
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A derisive nickname for Mike Pence, indicating the status of his mind and abilities.
Trump may one day need his good buddy, halfpence, to pardon his ass.
halfpence by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2018
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Leigh Halfpenny 

An international Rugby Union player born in 1988. He plays fullback and wing for his homeland Wales, and currently for Toulon in France. He won the Six Nations twice and some European Competitions as well.

Mister Halfpenny has lovely curls and delicate green eyes, but some of his teeth are missing. He is handsome and cute.
Leigh Halfpenny is the actual Prince of Wales.
Leigh Halfpenny by fassbanger August 18, 2015

Halfpenny Age 

Halfpenny Age is a noun that means half a year old.

Noun- Halfpenny Age
Adjective- Halfpenny
My son is merely a halfpenny old.

I've had that toy since I was halfpenny age.

halfpenny 

This is an acronym for an old phrase used by prostitutes - have a lovely fuck penny
Much more was available for a very small sum of money in the late 17th century, through the 18th century and into the early 19th century. Halfpenny was a phrase used by many women who accosted men including the Regency Bucks of the 19th century in the street. The men knew the women actually required a penny for their services when they heard the expression halfpenny
halfpenny by Stias December 28, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026