55 definitions by Stias

hrh

A posh bird's peculiar way of laughing - Ha ruddy ha !

At the end of a very funny joke the posh bird laughed in her peculiar way hrh.

by Stias August 12, 2005

Hwf

This is one seriously great hug - hug while fucking

Body to body contact plugged right into her socket and going at it like the hammers,
screwing her to the bedboards, fucking serious interaction between the pair of us and
what is more I got an hwf for my efforts

by Stias September 1, 2005

halfpenny

This is an acronym for an old phrase used by prostitutes - have a lovely fuck penny

Much more was available for a very small sum of money in the late 17th century, through the 18th century and into the early 19th century. Halfpenny was a phrase used by many women who accosted men including the Regency Bucks of the 19th century in the street. The men knew the women actually required a penny for their services when they heard the expression halfpenny

by Stias October 8, 2005

anal sex

Anal sex must feel like a good hard piece of shite intruding instead of extruding

Some women have anal sex with local tradesmen so that their weekly accounts may be reduced

by Stias August 27, 2005

whac

Abbreviation for wouldn't have a clue

I phoned a local business and the person who answered the phone apologised and said " Whac "

by Stias September 10, 2005

sats

An abbreviation for " Sorry about that sir "

I contacted a local business and asked a question.
The person who answered the phone apologised and said " Wouldn't have a clue, sats "

by Stias September 10, 2005

Cockup

A cockup means someone has made a real mess of something

The universlty student had not done enough revision and made a real
cockup of his finals which meant he would have to resit them later in the year.

by Stias December 8, 2005