Definitions by Stias

Fart 

Fragrant and repulsive tang

The fart smelt as though it would be in the room for ever so I sprayed it with air freshener

Fart by Stias October 15, 2006

up and under 

up and under, although a term frequently used in the game of Rugby Union, is also a term used when having sexual intercourse

Good sex is achieved by having your cock up and under her buttocks you should put your hands so that you are able to pull her to you when you are pushing your cock deep into her vagina. Source - a well known sex manual which we are not allowed to advertise.

up and under by Stias September 4, 2006

Fizzle 

Fizzle -
a hissing noise unlike that of a snake, more the
sound of something escaping under pressure

When you nozzle with your nizzle be careful there aint a fizzle

Fizzle by Stias June 10, 2006

Roh 

Abbreviation for roll over honey

I visited the masseuse for a sensual therapeutic massage. When she had finished
doing my neck shoulders and back she slapped me on the arse and said roh

Roh by Stias May 2, 2006

shitty situation 

A shitty situation is one from which it may be difficult to extricate onself

The Titanic hitting the iceberg in the Atlantic in 1912 was a shitty situation

shitty situation by Stias April 9, 2006

FA

abbreviation for fucked arse

When she had finished fucking her boyfriend with her brand new dildo he had a fa

FA by Stias December 28, 2005

H > P 

This is used in text messaging and means home to pub. It is particularly useful if your friends know the name of your local and the name of that pub begins with a P

I received a text message from my friend ?rugo2nite I replied H > P

H > P by Stias December 28, 2005