55 definitions by Stias

anal sex

Anal sex must feel like a good hard piece of shite intruding instead of extruding

Some women have anal sex with local tradesmen so that their weekly accounts may be reduced

by Stias August 27, 2005

FA

abbreviation for fucked arse

When she had finished fucking her boyfriend with her brand new dildo he had a fa

by Stias August 28, 2005

LVI

Luscious vagina's instantly

I walked into a little back street newagents recently and there in the window where you see adverts for French teachers was one with three letters, written in large print saying - LVI, guaranteed and complete with all the usual accessories. Oral instuctions included.

by Stias September 1, 2005

lym

Like your Mom! Naff off, have you gone soft,this is a better definition - love your minge

I was on a round the world trip with the sexspecialist. When I reached the forest I said " I lym "

by Stias September 7, 2005

No

No means exactly what it says.

Although No is a very short word it is a somewhat complicated one which some people as some people fail to understand. What part of No do you not understand?

by Stias October 7, 2005

LBS

Yer bum, chums. Large back side

Jeez gals. Take a look at that big guy there on the beach, he sure has a lbs

by Stias September 7, 2005

sats

An abbreviation for " Sorry about that sir "

I contacted a local business and asked a question.
The person who answered the phone apologised and said " Wouldn't have a clue, sats "

by Stias September 9, 2005