55 definitions by Stias

Anal sex must feel like a good hard piece of shite intruding instead of extruding
Some women have anal sex with local tradesmen so that their weekly accounts may be reduced
by Stias August 27, 2005
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When she had finished fucking her boyfriend with her brand new dildo he had a fa
by Stias August 28, 2005
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I walked into a little back street newagents recently and there in the window where you see adverts for French teachers was one with three letters, written in large print saying - LVI, guaranteed and complete with all the usual accessories. Oral instuctions included.
by Stias September 1, 2005
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Like your Mom! Naff off, have you gone soft,this is a better definition - love your minge
I was on a round the world trip with the sexspecialist. When I reached the forest I said " I lym "
by Stias September 7, 2005
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No means exactly what it says.
Although No is a very short word it is a somewhat complicated one which some people as some people fail to understand. What part of No do you not understand?
by Stias October 7, 2005
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Yer bum, chums. Large back side
Jeez gals. Take a look at that big guy there on the beach, he sure has a lbs
by Stias September 7, 2005
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I contacted a local business and asked a question.
The person who answered the phone apologised and said " Wouldn't have a clue, sats "
by Stias September 9, 2005
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