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half tard 

People who can become spastic at any random time making random noises or outbursts for no reason; Not clinically retarded but exemplifying similar traits; Not right in the head. Usually indigenous to the inner neighborhoods of Philadelphia.
half tard by JoeNJ2 April 13, 2011

half-tard 

Someone who exudes the characteristics of a mentally retarded person, but is not legally retarded.
Johnson is the king of the half-tards, but he doesn't actually play in the half-tard band like Mario does.
half-tard by t-dizzle July 6, 2004

half-tard 

Someone who is very very stupid, but not technically mentally retarded.
I wouldn't vote for Dubya, he's a half-tard.
half-tard by Rufus April 13, 2003

half-tard 

Somebody half as smart as a retard
half-tard by BlockX October 8, 2004

half-tard 

a person who is incredibly stupid and lacks any kind of common sense
The kids in the LD classes were often rumored to be half-tards.
half-tard by Matt Avery October 12, 2003

Half a tard 

A partially handicap person, someone who is special in their own way, but not quite full blown retard.
Bro I can't believe Daniel is jumping on the Patriots bandwagon since they won the Super Bowl. He must be a half a tard.
Half a tard by Whale? March 4, 2015
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