half inch

Cockney rhyming slang for pinch.

He half inched my wallet!
Don't you half inch anything old chap!

by Nick Samuel April 16, 2006

half inch

To 'pinch' something

Not a form of minor physical violence or playful teastin but more to 'steal' something from someone or somewhere.

That blady teevs gone 'n' half-inched me poodle!

by Jimma March 1, 2004

half-inch hero

a man whose unusually small penis is suprisingly satisfying.

I gave Brenda the 'ol half-inch hero last night

by John Warner August 18, 2006

Half Inch Slip

when giving a woman oral sex, and slipping past the vaginal opening, and accidentally licking the anus.

D00D, i was chowin on her box, then it tasted nasty, i knew i just made a half inch slip! got any mouthwash?

by BuLL January 6, 2005

1 and a half inches

Dreamnotfound.

if you know you know ;)

George: Oooooh 1 and a half inches dreammm~

by Kiki's twin, kikiara August 28, 2020

baldy half-incher

Small schlong

I've seen your cock, its a baldy half-incher.

by fredrickham May 15, 2016

half-inchy

A stout young brute who has the unfortunate flaw of having a half-inch penis.

Some guy's asian girl friend bangs her best male friend since his half-inchy can't satisfy her.

by Bob April 18, 2004