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Haleem is a special form of food, for oral consumption.

It is, to the human, what Kryptonite is to Superman, what sunlight is to vampires, and what Arnie is to the Predator.

It is said that he who consumes a full portion of haleem, has the powers to destroy any living organism in it's entirety - with a simple release of what humans call "fart". Not just THAT particular organism, but EVERY member of that biological species!

Scientists are, struggling but striving, to work on the physical composition of Haleem, and historians are researching its origins. It is believed that a few select members know of its origins; Rumour has it, that it was originally formed as a weapon of ass destruction, and the main goal of its creation was to wipe out masses of people - with the fumes that spread - in parts of the world where over-population is a serious problem. The rumour continues on to claiming that its origins were around East London, Leyonstone to be very specific, created by certain individual, in a kitchen. If anybody has any information, please, please, please, do not attempt to taste, smell or even approach Haleem. Just RUN!
1. Haleem has no examples, there is NOTHING like it! EVER! PERIOD!
by usmanali March 13, 2010
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Basically the sexiest person alive got a million dollars in his pocket and is the perfect boyfriend.
Got a large dick (20 inches) and is the most popular person ever and he is amazing at having sex.

Everyone girl wants him.the perfect guy. Extremely handsome. Every girl's type Haleem is incredibly intelligent. He is passionate about everything They are astonishingly accepting. If you meet a Haleem, pursue a friendship with him, you won't regret it!
by username562736 February 05, 2018
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Very Skinny and Crazy. Has Braces and acts like a crazy boy. Twerks with his back and acts a fool 24/7. Always tryna fight someone when he knows he can't beat them.
That boy is definitely a Haleem look at the way he's acting.
by SMARTGIRLY675 September 23, 2018
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A sexy boy who is has a massive penis and is loyal at all times
Haleem is my future man
by Realdrillz November 21, 2018
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