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A weak warrior known to defeat very few soldiers in battle, but when you finally beat him he runs away like a sissy. Legendary camper with penis envy issues.
He talked tough, but he was just a Halbert.
Halbert by ryanlb8998 February 19, 2010
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halaborange 

It is a childs vitamin availble from all good retailers.
"Can i have a pack of halaborange?"
"Why yes you may"
halaborange by pixiegirl89 December 16, 2007
The name for the province of Alberta in Canada after having been taken over by various corporations intent on the liquidation of environmental asset, namely Halliburton in relations to the abundant Tar Sands.
" I hear that in Halberta they give 400 dollars to every man woman and child in recompense for the destruction of caribou wintering grounds."

"Honey, get the kids, we're moving to Halberta."
she is a little kid that pulls girls but he doesn't focus in school. when he grows up he is gonna be flipping burgers at mcdonalds with a pair of yeezys. he loves soccer and basketball but hates bmx and skateboards.
lol a boy which turns into a girl its name is halbert
halbert by uglystikkk March 16, 2017
A smart boy. Is really funny. Likes to take ip addresses. Will win in a 1v1 in roblox bedwars against noob. Says bozo half of the time and baka.
Halbert said, "You're a bozo so and so!"
Halbert by Bozo #100000 May 4, 2022

halberto 

A sexy mf who pulls every single woman including your mom
Guy1: man I wish I was halberto

Guy2: why’s that?
Guy1: he can pull your mom
halberto by thehandler86 September 24, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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