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hairy dog 

When you're that smashed after the sesh you can't pronounce hair of the dog
hairy dog by 7ftdwarf September 24, 2017

hairy dog gums 

A slightly mangy or poorly kept flange. Usually associated with an older "experienced" woman, where her flaps have slightly blackened.
Q: Did you go down on her?
A: No, she had hairy dog gums so I pulled out last minute.
hairy dog gums by Andrew Burden August 31, 2006

hairy hot dog 

I need to shave my hairy hot dog
hairy hot dog by darryl February 5, 2003

Hairy Chili Dog

Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.
"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"
Hairy Chili Dog by Word Smartist January 25, 2022

shit off you hairy dogs cock 

good insult, fun to use.
chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

hairy dogs cock 

a very small penis that is very hairy like i mean all up the rod balls and into the gooch.
My friends penis is a hairy dogs cock. once he was cockslapping me and i woke up to see the smallest penis ever withy the most hair ever.
hairy dogs cock by wedgie June 20, 2007