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hairy dog 

When you're that smashed after the sesh you can't pronounce hair of the dog
hairy dog by 7ftdwarf September 24, 2017

hairy dog gums 

A slightly mangy or poorly kept flange. Usually associated with an older "experienced" woman, where her flaps have slightly blackened.
Q: Did you go down on her?
A: No, she had hairy dog gums so I pulled out last minute.
hairy dog gums by Andrew Burden August 31, 2006

hairy hot dog 

YET another word for the penis!
I need to shave my hairy hot dog
hairy hot dog by darryl February 5, 2003

Hairy Chili Dog

Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.
"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"
Hairy Chili Dog by Word Smartist January 25, 2022

shit off you hairy dogs cock 

good insult, fun to use.
chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

hairy dogs cock 

a very small penis that is very hairy like i mean all up the rod balls and into the gooch.
My friends penis is a hairy dogs cock. once he was cockslapping me and i woke up to see the smallest penis ever withy the most hair ever.
hairy dogs cock by wedgie June 20, 2007
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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