Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a
woman's
breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or
woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.
"Dude, I
keep finding chesthair dingle-
berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that
guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"