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hairy chick 

1. A girl who doesn't shave, wax or otherwise depilate her legs, armpits and/or pubic region. Possible reasons include laziness, sensitive skin, a belief that it's more natural, or a partner who likes it that way.

2. A girl with an unusually large amount of body hair. Some guys think this is a turnoff. Others however, believing it is caused by an abundance of sex hormones, think that hairy chicks are better in bed.
1. Man, I was at the nudist beach and I saw some hippie with full armpit hair and a wild bush. Hairy chicks are such a turnoff!

2. I would so shag Linh if she was a bit older. See her arms? She's still underage, and she's already a hairy chick.
hairy chick by vastheman January 28, 2010
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Hairy Armed Chick 

A girl, of course, whose wild and crazy arm hair is longer than the hair on her head. She gels it in the morning to prevent it from sticking up and lookin all crazy like. Also, if she died it brown, she would have sick monkey man arms.
Ariel Diamond is a Hairy Armed Chick, Zak isn't.

Hairy Armed Chick 

A girl, of course, whose wild and crazy arm hair is longer than the hair on her head. She gels it in the morning to prevent it from sticking up and lookin all crazy like. Also, if she died it brown, she would have sick monkey man arms.
Ariel Diamond is a Hairy Armed Chick, Zak isn't.

Hairy Chicken

Hairy Chicken can be thought of as the Indian version of Chuck Norris. He's elusive, powerful and legendary. The legend of Hairy Chicken originates from deep within the eastern region of India, from the times of the former Vanga Kingdom. Local Bengali folklore passed down stories of Lomasa eka or "the hairy one". In local culture, superstitions and even jokes can be heard about Hairy Chicken. It is said that no one messes with Hairy Chicken.
colloquially: Tigers have stripes to hide from Hairy Chicken.

pop culture reference: Hairy Chicken once slammed a revolving door.
Hairy Chicken by Backpacking Andy September 29, 2021

Hairy chicken nugget 

Hairy chicken nuggets are very hairy, probably fell on the flour a couple of times.
Oh no, your hairy chicken nugget fell on the floor! Now eat it!
Hairy chicken nugget by Puffshroom December 29, 2021

Hairy Checkbook 

A female's occasional use of sexual favours to pay the bills.
Single Mum says "I have 2 kids. When money gets too tight, I just get out the hairy checkbook."
Hairy Checkbook by Slider68 August 25, 2013

Hot Chick Hair 

1) Any female who's physical attributes are less then desirable but posses a hair style of a more attractive female.

2) Having to perform a "double take" as a result of ones first glance yielded a possible hot chick, but in fact the female was a DUFF with hot chick hair.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that hot chick??
Guy 2: Yeah, but she was hella ugly!
Guy 1: Oh, I must of thought that because she had hot chick hair!
Guy 2: Its cool bro, it happens to the best of us!
Hot Chick Hair by Cash M Frost September 4, 2006