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the hair whip 

A sex act, in which the female straddles the male and proceeds to quickly move her head in a circular motion, making her hair "whip" accross her partner(s) face.
See kinky
rita is so kinky, she loves to do the hair whip.
the hair whip by mac rob June 11, 2006

Hairship 

A person's personal relationship with their hair, whether good or bad
All my life I've had a horrible hairship. It wasn't until I was older that I learned to accept my natural hair.
Hairship by Buti4ash August 9, 2019

Pirate on the hairship 

When a person (usually a man) has something in his mustache (usually food)See also bat in the cave, donkey in the canyon, and nuget in the mine.
oddly enough no one told the key note speaker that he had a pirate on the hairship before he took the mic.
Pirate on the hairship by Chad S January 20, 2004

Hairship 

When one experiences a bad hair cut, or a bad hair style, or simply has a bad hair day.
Britney Spears has been through many hairships.
Hairship by mcchickenMC February 16, 2010

Hair Whip 

A hair whip is hair that is in some sort of braid or a pony-tale that whips you in the face when a person quickly moves his or her head back and forth quickly.
Person 1: Sorry,sorry, did i hit you? *to the person behind*

Person 2: Yes im ok thanks, nice hair whip by the way.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026