Hairtopia

an unbelievable amount of body hair, in the pits, legs, chest, back, EVERYWHERE...could also be used when referring to an over grown pubic region

Dude, have you seen the body hair on Robin Williams? He's a freaking Hairtopia!!

Hairtopia by MaximaBella October 17, 2008

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Hairtopping

This is when someone discreetly rips out on of the hairs on their nutsack or head and puts it on an item of food.
Jon: Aw shit, Dan just hairtopped me again.
Dan: Haha you dumb motherfucker!

pubes food sandwich hairtopping stupid

Hairtopping by Themanunderyoursistersbed December 31, 2013

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Hairtopia • Hairtopping • Hamtopia Bites • Himtopia

Himtopia

Himtopia is often used to define Gods such as zeus because of the history and power behind it. History says that Himtopia ,one of the 8 Kings during the old day, had conquered almost all the world

Why are you acting Himtopia?

Do you know that throughout history we had always worshiped atleast one Himtopia?

Himtopia by Himtopia November 19, 2020

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Hamtopia Bites

N. Honest, Honesty

Since Nalia admitted to eating the last cookie, we know whe was as honest as saying 'Hamtopia Bites'.

Hamtopia Bites by Insaney February 15, 2004

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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