DAKism's definitions

hairtoe

someone who is sexually attracted to the opposite sex. synonyms: hetero, heterosexual

"I'm pretty sure that Bob is a hairtoe; you know, he likes women."

by DAKism February 27, 2003

hairtoe

A person sexually attracted to hairy toes. Can usually be found in the backwoods or mountains searching for bigfoot.

That dude's a hairtoe. Look he going fishin.

by DAKism February 27, 2003