hasstastrophe
hasstastrophe by dolfin1234 July 23, 2019
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Asstastrophe
A situation that occurs when a blind date shows up being significantly more overweight than you expected, either based on retouched or outdated photos they have shared, or exaggerated descriptions of themselves as being "athletic and toned" or "average." A highly common occurence among online daters.
"How was your date last night with that lawyer you met online?"
"It was a complete ASSTASTROPHE! I mean she had a cute face, but she had to wedge herself into the chair, and it clung to her butt when she stood up!"
"It was a complete ASSTASTROPHE! I mean she had a cute face, but she had to wedge herself into the chair, and it clung to her butt when she stood up!"
Asstastrophe by Minnebarista March 13, 2008
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asstastrophe by tl77 November 26, 2010
hashtastrophe
an event caused by a poorly rolled hash joint exploding at an inopportune time which results in burning hash embers falling on the felt of your poker table causing great damage, followed by laughter.
Poker player one passed the poorly rolled hash joint to poker player two and the motion caused a hashtastrophe!
Wow, this table looks like it as survived a few hashtastrophe's.
Roll that better, so we avoid a hashtastrophe.
Wow, this table looks like it as survived a few hashtastrophe's.
Roll that better, so we avoid a hashtastrophe.
hashtastrophe by RiverUagain November 19, 2013
hairtastrophe
hairtastrophe by Mind Find December 26, 2008
hatastrophe
Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.
I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.
hatastrophe by Radstock_Jon_Jon October 25, 2008
asstastrophe
The joyful bliss of one-night stand with one whom you thought was gorgeous, only to later find out to your demise that the one you actually slept with was the beautiful girl's lonely and utterly repulsive Quasimotoesque best friend, clearly a well thought out and deceitful plan masterminded by the beauty in question and her valiant steed and faithful sidekick, the culpret.
I musta been wasted last night. I thought I hooked up with this fine ass chick, but when I woke up this morning and saw her I realized that she might quite literally be one of the ugliest girls that I have ever seen. Her back was full of backne and her head looked like a watermelon. I can't believe I hit that, boy what an asstastrophe.
asstastrophe by Josh Hyder October 8, 2007
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