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You can link my hairly nut
When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
You can link my hairly nut by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021
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Hairy meat patties
Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
Hairy meat patties by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022
Hairy O
Dude have you seen Kristys Hairy O?
I was at McCoys place last night and she was showing it to everyone.
I was at McCoys place last night and she was showing it to everyone.
Hairy O by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022
hairy goat
hairy goat by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015
Among us hairline
Only the most elite members of society are seen with these. It is a privilege, but also a massive responsibility to have an among us hairline. The among us hairline is a symbol of leadership and superiority, which is why you have never seen one, for holders of the among us hairline do not show themselves amongst average human beings.
Among us hairline by ChardNard420 September 24, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026