hair boy

That one guy at every high school or university who has mad long hair that's taken him forever to grow out. Everyone knows him by his hair and it's pretty much his dominant physical feature.

Most guys go through a shaggy phase, but a real hair boy grows his hair over a period of years and would never cut it even though he gets teased about cutting it all the time.

He's probably proud of his hair to the point of being annoying. You almost just want to chop it off.

"We saw that one kid. I can't remember his name. The one with the really long hair. That hair boy."

"Oh, that's Dylan."

"Yeah, him. His hair is insane."

"Yeah, he's been growing it since like 8th grade."

"He kind of needs a trim."

"Don't count on it."

by hairstuff November 27, 2011

fuck boy hair

When a guy has thick and full hair that is always styled up, also fuck boy hair tends to be liked by females. Also when a guy is super stuck up and has nice hair in general.

The only reason he gets the bitches is because he has fuck boy hair, otherwise he is fugly

by boshithabeast January 25, 2018

fuck boy hair cut

Kyle Leitzel

"what hairstyle does that guys have?"
"Oh that's the fuck boy hair cut."

by Roastytoasty September 16, 2016

Soccer Boy Hair

When a cute guy just got done playing soccer or running around and his hair's all messed up.

Me: I know we talk about this guy a lot, but he has super cute soccer boy hair when he gets done running.

My friend: I know he does, I love it when guys have soccer boy hair.

by Cratz October 27, 2012

Big Boy Hair

When a boy begins puberty and starts developing hair around his face, chest, armpits and more specifically…down there near his 🍆

Mommy! I woke up and went to the bathroom to pee and I saw I have big boy hair now!

by jvincel March 15, 2023

Rich boy hair

When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius

"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.

Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style

by anonymous May 1, 2023