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at least i had a go 

to everyone goes out on the piss, gets so drunk you spew all over yourself or wakes up in the gutter with a dog eating shit out of your arse, wakes up next to someone and thinks ''what the fuck was i thinking'', wakes up in a cell, wakes up thinking who the fuck was that bloke i was talking to all night, who go on trip away and break out in a rash from too much goon.

There is an explanation to your actions and its ''AT LEAST I HAD A GO''
wakes up in the gutter with a dog eating shit out of your arse, BUT at least i had a go
at least i had a go by HaveAGo December 9, 2009

im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament 

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.
Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

Once you've had white, you never go back to black.

A phrase that primarily applies to black women but is also applying more and more to black men in America. Single black women having become disillusioned with being the breadwinner and homemaker of the family. In dating white men, black women have discovered that white men tend to be more financially stable, less likely to cheat, less likely to be abusive, and if there is a pregnancy are more likely to stick around and be a part of the child's life even if the relationship doesn't work out. All things that women want in a relationship.
Greg: Is it true that charice is getting married to a white guy?
Boosie: Yeah, white boys don't fuck around. You always see them with the hottest girls in the neighborhood.
Greg: Why Is she doing that?
Boosie: I asked her and she told me, Once you've had white, you never go back to black.

i had a good chuckle over that one 

A phrase stated by famous actor starring in the show Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston, preceding an insulting statement left by one man under TXGRIZZ on Twitter back in 2013. It says in full that Bryan Cranston’s appearance on the show Malcolm In The Middle would be more accurately defining if the show were to be entitled under the name “Mushy In The Middle”, a pun to Bryan displaying that Heisenberg, Bryan’s role in the show Breaking Bad, being the nickname or streetname to Walter Hartwell White, primary focus of the previous show, Breaking Bad, should lose some weight.

Immediately proceeding Bryan’s comment stating that he’d just had a good chuckle over that comment, he goes on to state in a very similar tone of his role – Heisenberg – formerly a member of the Los Pollos’ methamphetamine creator or “cooker”, playing a ruthless character whose main goal was to achieve money for his family and for managing to pay his medical bills for treatment of lung cancer in which he underwent remission and relapse prior to his death at the end of the show during it’s finalé in which Heisenberg died following a fatal gunshot wound to his upper abdomen – which he states that he is coming after the aforementioned person who called Bryan fat
Person 1: Malcolm In The Middle? More like Mushy In The Middle, lose some weight, Heisenberg!
Bryan: I had a good chuckle over that one.
Walter Hartwell White: I’m coming after you.

Had me googling stuff 

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.
Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.
Had me googling stuff by Dcstrutter October 18, 2021

Good times had by all 

A phrase used to express the good times had by a group of people. Only applicable when the situation involved 4 or more people. Otherwise the more common phrase "good times" is more appropriate.
Dude 1: Hey dude, remember when the six of us got on that golf cart and we did a wheelie in front of Inn-N-Out Burger?

Dude 2: Yeah dude, that was hilarious. Good times had by all!

Dude 1: Hell yeah!
Good times had by all by Elliott D January 19, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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