hacheta

A hacheta is a slang word for a DJ wanna be.Probably always trying to give out his mixtapes and talking about edm

Can we us him to do dj the music at the party? No his just a hacheta

by Matakwalsa January 10, 2018

hachet wound

alternate term for pussy/vagina/etc

"Her hachet wound was tight!"

by dankenstein December 18, 2004

hachet gash

another name for the femail sex organ

Bob said that Lisa had the biggest hatchet gash he had ever fucked.
Thatbitches hachet gash smells likeshit!

by Les Crapp June 11, 2006

Snatch hachet

A females significant other i.e. her boyfriend or husband

John: have you seen Shirley?

Dave: Yeah, she's with her snatch hachet

by Rupert Duncan August 5, 2008

hachet fairy

he is a small lumberjack about four inches tall with wings a plaid shirt and overalls. he visits all girls in their sleep on their 13th birthday and hits them between the legs with a hachet, making what we know as a vagina.

hachet fairy: i woke up after my party and had a sensitive hole inbetween my legs, and now i have the desire to put foreign items deep within it.

megan: yeah that happened to me last year and so i stuffed it with trash and what not, now i have horrible acne in this area so i wouldnt advise acting on your impulse

by weeweepoopoo August 26, 2011

harchetan

Words biggest landu, he deserves endless pain

Harchetan is a cuck, and a big ass landu who has no rizz

by Owiejeleowkwndbfifjenw FACTS 💯 April 12, 2023