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Habberdashery 

Bullshit that you cannot explain.
Tom Cruise: Hi there, can I interest you in the Church of Rocket Ships.
Jesus: Jeez man, get out of here with this Habberdashery.
Habberdashery by ecssgod42069 March 26, 2020

habberdashery 

I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.
habberdashery by Figleaf23 June 2, 2007

Ewan Harbord 

A mental disorder that grows in your brain causing you to be intelligent but make inappropriate puns and remarks.
You probably have Ewan Harbord so book an appointment at the doctors
Ewan Harbord by Deeeeedazzz June 15, 2017

Harbord Hotdog 

n. A handjob performed using a hotdog bun as the intermediary substance. After ejaculation, the hotdog is then consumed by the stimulator. Its named after the location it was first performed, Harbord Street, in Toronto, Canada.
That girl Anna is a real skank. She gave that dude a Harbord Hotdog last night!
Harbord Hotdog by Alirio November 10, 2006
When a computer is running slow because of too much habbo.
Person 1: Dude, my computer is running so slow because my brother plays too much habbo.

Person 2: Sorry, but your computer was habboed.
Habboed by iHateHabboAlot July 26, 2009
a high school in downtown toronto that’s home to some of the strangest people on earth. if u catch richard leblanc there make sure to ask him about “le clavier”
you go to harbord? you must be a bucktee and a half
harbord by Bitchygiraffe April 10, 2019