One who is skilled in the art of h4xlng(hacking). A realhacker does not commit malicious acts. One who does that is known as a cracker(this is not a lie) or a black hat h4x0rz.
To be an ubar 1337 programmer. This person can gain access to virtually anything involving a computer. It may be done for pleasure and harmless jokes, or it may destroy other computers. These people are usually huge nerds.
Erich: WowMarty, I am such a h4xor. I just shut down MIT's power.
Marty: That's totally awesome. You're ubar 1337.
Marsh: Man, I wish I wasn't such a noob and could be a h4xor too.
A real Yu-Gi-Oh card widely thought by non-players to be a "photoshopped" or spoofed card. The card allows a player to : "Pay 500 Life Points. Look at your opponents hand and all Set cards on his/her side of the field."
Used by douche bags (see douche) worldwide to describe their incredible "pwning" skills, usually during an online video game session or posted on a forum for 40-year old guys living in their parents basement wearing wife-beaters and old boxer shorts.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.