gymmigrant
We had to escort the gymmigrant out of the fitness center when he failed to show proper identification.
gymmigrant by Steamin Beamin December 16, 2013
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gymigrant
Good-intentioned new members to a gym trying to live up to their New Year's Resolutions. Along with aggressive gym promotions, this leads to a mass increase in gym membership. As a result, gymigrants are often unfairly ostracized for decreasing the availability of gym equipment and programs, and are the target of crude remarks due to a feeling of superiority and entitlement by long-time gym members. All the gymigrants want is to make a new gym-life for themselves and fit in.
Gym Monkey A: "FRICK! I've been waiting to do my LATS for 15 minutes. Who the heck is he? Where did all these losers come from?"
Gym Monkey B: "It's the New Year's Resolution crowd. Happens every year at this time. Bunch of gymigrants."
Gymigrant on the lateral-raise machine: "How do you use this thing?"
Gym Monkey B: "It's the New Year's Resolution crowd. Happens every year at this time. Bunch of gymigrants."
Gymigrant on the lateral-raise machine: "How do you use this thing?"
gymigrant by Landed Gymigrant January 9, 2010
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Illegal Gymigrant
A term describing a person who sneaks into the gym without paying, or someone who uses another's gym pass in order to work out.
Brad always worked out three times a week, but, being an illegal gymigrant, he never actually paid to use the gym facilities - he just snuck past the front desk.
Illegal Gymigrant by L0 June 13, 2010
gimmegrant
Illegal aliens that pay no taxes and believe they are entitled to free handouts from the governmnet and taxpaying citizens. Basicly a leechfuck and a socialst pig.
Gimmie free healthcare and schooling.
I can't believe all of these fucking gimmegrants. They are destroying our country and turning it into a 3rd world shit hole.
I can't believe all of these fucking gimmegrants. They are destroying our country and turning it into a 3rd world shit hole.
gimmegrant by Blackswany July 10, 2009
Gymigration
The front desk at the gym where all good intended gymigrants credentials allow them in with the regular gym members.
This gym is getting overcrowded and I wish gymigration would tighten up on how many gymigrants they let in at once.
Gymigration by Tuzak January 11, 2015
gimmigrant
One of the millions of people flooding into Europe because of Europe's generous welfare policies and naivety.
These people have a "gimme,gimme,gimme" attitude - they seek the countries with the most generous welfare provisions (particularly Germany).
A portmanteau of "gimme" and "immigrant".
These people have a "gimme,gimme,gimme" attitude - they seek the countries with the most generous welfare provisions (particularly Germany).
A portmanteau of "gimme" and "immigrant".
"Those people flooding into Europe from Pakistan, Somalia, Syria, Afghanistan - almost all of them are gimmigrants."
gimmigrant by **##**$$**&&** November 11, 2015
Illegal Gymagrant
A person who refuses to pay dues for a gym membership or sneaks into a gym for a workout without paying. An illegal gymagrant often convinces gym managers that they are going to "test out the gym" prior to signing up for an official membership where they have to pay.
Did you know that that guy has been working out for the last six months at the local gym and has never initiated a membership? He's such an illegal gymagrant!
Illegal Gymagrant by TCB451 July 16, 2013