gymigrant 

Good-intentioned new members to a gym trying to live up to their New Year's Resolutions. Along with aggressive gym promotions, this leads to a mass increase in gym membership. As a result, gymigrants are often unfairly ostracized for decreasing the availability of gym equipment and programs, and are the target of crude remarks due to a feeling of superiority and entitlement by long-time gym members. All the gymigrants want is to make a new gym-life for themselves and fit in.

Gym Monkey A: "FRICK! I've been waiting to do my LATS for 15 minutes. Who the heck is he? Where did all these losers come from?"

Gym Monkey B: "It's the New Year's Resolution crowd. Happens every year at this time. Bunch of gymigrants."

Gymigrant on the lateral-raise machine: "How do you use this thing?"

gymigrant by Landed Gymigrant January 9, 2010

Illegal Gymigrant 

A term describing a person who sneaks into the gym without paying, or someone who uses another's gym pass in order to work out.

Brad always worked out three times a week, but, being an illegal gymigrant, he never actually paid to use the gym facilities - he just snuck past the front desk.

Illegal Gymigrant by L0 June 13, 2010

Gymigration 

The front desk at the gym where all good intended gymigrants credentials allow them in with the regular gym members.

This gym is getting overcrowded and I wish gymigration would tighten up on how many gymigrants they let in at once.

Gymigration by Tuzak January 11, 2015

gimmigrant 

One of the millions of people flooding into Europe because of Europe's generous welfare policies and naivety.

These people have a "gimme,gimme,gimme" attitude - they seek the countries with the most generous welfare provisions (particularly Germany).

A portmanteau of "gimme" and "immigrant".

"Those people flooding into Europe from Pakistan, Somalia, Syria, Afghanistan - almost all of them are gimmigrants."

gimmigrant by **##**$$**&&** November 11, 2015

gigranties 

Large, un-sexy, often floral-patterned women's underwear. It was developed as a portmanteau of "gigantic granny panties."

I got her pants off last night, but she was wearing gigranties! It really killed the mood.

gigranties by Dexter345 July 6, 2009

Illegal Gymagrant 

A person who refuses to pay dues for a gym membership or sneaks into a gym for a workout without paying. An illegal gymagrant often convinces gym managers that they are going to "test out the gym" prior to signing up for an official membership where they have to pay.

Did you know that that guy has been working out for the last six months at the local gym and has never initiated a membership? He's such an illegal gymagrant!

Illegal Gymagrant by TCB451 July 16, 2013

Illegal Gymagrant 

A hate term. The preferred expression is "undocumented gymagrant" or "unauthorized gymagrant." Because no person is illegal -- but some persons are definitely undocumented.

A: Did you know that illegal gymagrant has been working out for the last six months at the local gym and has never initiated a membership?
B: Well, he has an undocumented membership.

Illegal Gymagrant by FlaviusP August 20, 2013