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An acronym that means "get with the fucking program".
Listen here, gwtfp or gtfo.

You are so incompetent. Ffs, gwtfp!

I need you to please gwtfp.
gwtfp by LingDanc803 December 7, 2023
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gwtfp • GWTF • ggwtfpwnt • Gtfp • gttfp • GWTFIYTB • gwtfta • GWTP
Gwtp is a very unknown acronym, it means "Get with the program".
As in, when somebody is not paying attention you would say, "get with the program."
Person1: Hey, whats an xbox 360?
Person2: Oh my god, gwtp!
Person1: Oh, im sorry i didnt know.
Person2: Its kay.
GWTP by Sergiho December 15, 2008
Go With The Flow

another stupid word made up in maths. this time not in laughter at our maths teacher, who, when told laughed and said not to put her name.
see STTTUWATQBATH
Kevin (!): dude, I dont know.
Lily and alice: GWTF!
Acronym for Go With The Flow

to go along with whatever everyone is doing, and not worry about planning
"hey instead of nates, we are going to krissy's house"

"cool, ill just GWTF"

"good man"
GWTF by NateMasterBates August 27, 2006
Someone is telling you a story you don't have time for. You also don't have the time or patience the say "Get to the fucking point," or may be in public, so you elect to say gttfp.
gttfp by MikeGTTFP August 12, 2008
dam she is so fine you should gtfp
Gtfp by Arminaka2g May 11, 2009
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