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Someone is telling you a story you don't have time for. You also don't have the time or patience the say "Get to the fucking point," or may be in public, so you elect to say gttfp.
gttfp by MikeGTTFP August 12, 2008
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I want to GTTFG
gttfg by thatswhathesaid August 20, 2021
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Acronym of Get to the point
oh for Christ sake GTTP!
GTTP by Forsaken Memory November 2, 2011
GWTFP, Bob... Of course we're going out after this!
gwtfp by Rynic June 16, 2017
gttf means "good that the fucking.."

it's lioe slang from germany and EVERYONE uses it. So you're REALLY stupid if you don't know that.
for example:
"good that the fucking thing is gone."
"gttf is gone."
gttf by yourestupidaf May 30, 2018
GTTFFJ is an acronym that means get-taehyung-to-fall-for-jungkook.

Basically, it is an acronym used by taekook-shipping ARMY with no lives who read amd write fan fiction and low-key stalk seven, admitidly hot korean men.
"Operation GTTFFJ is Go!" Namjoon, the president of Taekookers shouted.
gttffj by Jamie.H.Watson October 28, 2019
Getting things the fuck done. (A play on David Allen's "Getting Things Done" approach to task management.)
Henry is a guy who knows about GTTFD.
GTTFD by mrj December 20, 2008
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