gweri

someone outdated who doesn’t know any slang or jokes

“What does smash mean?” “OMD ur such a gweri”

gweri by ohluek February 16, 2024

Gerijam 

A geriatric traffic jam. They are know to exist in high concentrations near popular tourist attractions.

I went to see the Eiffel Tower, but it took five hours because I got stuck behind a gerijam.

Gerijam by kreo10 July 10, 2022

guerilla MSN 

The act of logging in to MSN Messenger (or some other messenger service), opening a conversation with another person with the sole purpose of cursing them out, and then signing off before the other party has the chance to respond.

Kimmy says:
fuck you

Kimmy may not respond because he or she appears to be offline.

guerilla MSN by C.T. May 22, 2005

Gerin's Disease 

A seemingly terminal disease on which the patient lacks the ability to act like a normal person in the presence of the opposite sex. Other symptoms include posing for pictures with models at car shows with a completely frozen face and arms straight down instead of grabbing the model

I wanted to go and talk to that girl, but this damn Gerin's Disease won't let me!

Gerin's Disease by 666cr February 18, 2015

Gerica 

A kind, sweet girl that really loves music and sports. She likes to have many varieties of friends, and can bond with a person quickly that has similar interests. She’s a smart and optimistic person, and wants to expand her life beyond the horizons of the undiscovered world.

Gerica is such a kind hearted soul, and she really likes a good adventure!!

Gerica by Depression .-. January 4, 2018

geRietveld 

The act of not giving money back to the person you've loaned it from.

Person 1:"I loaned a friend 30 euro and he didn't give it back!"
Person 2:"Oh man, you just got geRietveld"
Person 1:"This is going to take me weeks and weeks to get back!"

geRietveld by Stilborn October 1, 2007

GerIta

A yaoi pairing in Hetalia fandom. Germany and North Italy.

It is heavily hinted (but not confirmed) that Germany is in fact North Italy's long-lost childhood love, Holy Roman Empire.

Also, Germany puts up with Italy, lets him sleep in Germany's bed with him NAKED, and lets him off the hook on a lot of stuff.

Yes, many fangirls (including myself) have a field day with just those few simple facts.

P1: Did you read that new GerIta fic?
P2: Yeah, it was awesome!

OR

P1: Did you hear about GerIta?
P2: It makes a lot of sense, with all the facts RIGHT THERE.
P1: Tch. Fangirls don't need facts. They can make a pairing out of anything.

P2: True, true.

GerIta by Ze Mole June 27, 2009