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Guygienist 

Dude, getting my teeth cleaned is no longer as satisfying since my dentist replated the hottie dental girl with that guygienist. Having his fingers in my mouth is all wrong.
Guygienist by TwoLoops February 25, 2011
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Synonymous with taint. The no-man's-land skin between the shit shute and the whack bag or snizz.
After biking for an hour, my gurgilla gets all numby and wants to fall off.
gurgilla by -HEF- December 19, 2008

guyzilian 

A Brazilian wax for a man. Basically, total hair removal in the crotch area, using hot wax, pulled off quickly to take the hair out by the roots.
"Honey, you're getting some stubble down there. Time for another guyzilian."
guyzilian by Manifestress November 27, 2007
A guy that looks like a girl, or a girl that looks like a guy. Who knows what it is? Basically you can't tell what they are by looking at them.
What the hell is that? Is that a guy or a girl? I can't tell because of his/her haircut. Thats some kinda guyril or something.
guyril by Joe Therapist June 19, 2008
Guygina, an offhand term for the anus of the "bottom' or passive male partner involved in a homosexual relationship.
Mark thought Andy was totally hot, he watched the younger mans round buttocks as he served his customers at the lunch counter and quietly fantasized about inserting his finger into Andy's guygina.
Guygina by Vinter January 13, 2010

guyville 

A place inhabited primarily by guys.
The guys could be at rest, for they had reached a guyville.
guyville by guymangent August 30, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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